Happy Birthday, Jesus

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 14:09:33 GMT

...pregnant?

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:26:08 GMT

AWAKE

Thu, 18 May 2006 04:11:42 GMT

i'm pretty sick, everyone.

i'm not deleting this journal, but for obvious reasons, i don't feel comfortable talking about it here. and since it's really the only thing on my mind right now and everything seems to relate back to it, i'm going on hiatus.

the better days have yet to come.

bye,
alka

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:40:01 GMT

I guess in 5 days I put in my 3-month notice to vacate the apartment.

Kind of sad.
I liked this place.

I don't know where I'm living in August, but I guess it's not here.

XXXII: fine.

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:04:20 GMT

awkward

POST XXX: i would like a penis off

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:05:19 GMT

i got a haircut

POST XXVI: WHAT'S BEFORE PART B? (PARTAY!)

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:54:49 GMT

Dear Internet,

I'm having a big party Friday and you're 100% right that you're invited.

Always, Alka

Note that I said "100%" and not "110%. I hate when people say "110%". It is virtually impossible. 100% is the maximum amount of anything. You simply cannot go above 100%. I tell people that say "110%" instead of "100%" that they don't know what they are talking about and that they are probably stupid or worse.

POST I: FRIENDS-ONLY

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:49:36 GMT

I hate the people that love me and they hate me!