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  <title>Happy Birthday, Jesus</title>
  <subtitle>Sorry your part was lame</subtitle>
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  <updated>2006-08-05T14:10:28Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:34520</id>
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    <title>alkaic @ 2006-08-05T10:10:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-05T14:09:33Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-05T14:10:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">...pregnant?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:34258</id>
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    <title>alkaic @ 2006-07-27T05:27:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-27T09:26:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-27T09:26:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">AWAKE</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:32739</id>
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    <title>alkaic @ 2006-05-18T00:06:00</title>
    <published>2006-05-18T04:11:42Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-18T04:11:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm pretty sick, everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm not deleting this journal, but for obvious reasons, i don't feel comfortable talking about it here. and since it's really the only thing on my mind right now and everything seems to relate back to it, i'm going on hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the better days have yet to come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bye,&lt;br /&gt;alka</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:30286</id>
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    <title>alkaic @ 2006-04-26T23:38:00</title>
    <published>2006-04-27T03:40:01Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-27T03:40:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I guess in 5 days I put in my 3-month notice to vacate the apartment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kind of sad.&lt;br /&gt;I liked this place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know where I'm living in August, but I guess it's not here.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:18269</id>
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    <title>XXXII: fine.</title>
    <published>2006-02-02T10:04:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-12T15:22:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">awkward</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:17802</id>
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    <title>POST XXX: i would like a penis off</title>
    <published>2006-01-30T07:05:19Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-30T07:05:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://myspace-885.vo.llnwd.net/00465/58/82/465532885_l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://myspace-885.vo.llnwd.net/00465/58/82/465532885_l.jpg" height="267" width="200" border="3"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://myspace-981.vo.llnwd.net/00465/18/91/465531981_l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://myspace-981.vo.llnwd.net/00465/18/91/465531981_l.jpg" height="267" width="200" border="3" alt="totally aware i look androgynous"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://myspace-353.vo.llnwd.net/00465/35/31/465531353_l.jpg" height="267" width="200" border="3"&gt; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://myspace-332.vo.llnwd.net/00465/23/33/465533332_l.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://myspace-332.vo.llnwd.net/00465/23/33/465533332_l.jpg" height="267" width="200" border="3"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;i got a haircut&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:14998</id>
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    <title>POST XXVI: WHAT'S BEFORE PART B? (PARTAY!)</title>
    <published>2006-01-18T08:54:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-20T08:12:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Internet,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm having a big party Friday and you're 100% right that you're invited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always, Alka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note that I said "100%" and not "110%.  I hate when people say "110%". It is virtually impossible. 100% is the maximum amount of anything. You simply cannot go above 100%. I tell people that say "110%" instead of "100%" that they don't know what they are talking about and that they are probably stupid or worse.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alkaic:403</id>
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    <title>POST I: FRIENDS-ONLY</title>
    <published>2005-10-13T04:49:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-18T21:01:17Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Beat Happening - "Indian Summer"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I hate the people that love me and they hate me!</content>
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